I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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