She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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