and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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