Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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