you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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