This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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