your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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