Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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