Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
