IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
we're so committed to being not committed
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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