i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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