ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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