You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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