My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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