Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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