So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
