It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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