that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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