Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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