let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
