I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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