I am in a vortex of obligation.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
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