You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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