Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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