How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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