i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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