I seem to have left my pride at pride
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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