i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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