Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
