Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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