i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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