Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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