I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
