Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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