She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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