Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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