So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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