Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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