Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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