I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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