Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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