Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
You can't just leave with hair like that
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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