Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I'm just crazy horny about you
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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