Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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