it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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