Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
pray to the hookup gods
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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