I CAN MOONWALK!
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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