Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
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