You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
