In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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