Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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