Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The power of my boobs compel you
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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