O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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