Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
