Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I just found puke in my bra..
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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