Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We have started to decorate penises.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
there is glitter all over my balls
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